I bring you kindergarten wisdom I gathered last week.
Tony: If you throw a rock at somebody’s window, it’ll bust.
Anayja: Oh lord. You need some duck tape.
I watched Jamarrion pull a little bag of M&Ms out of his pocket, and I immediately confiscated them. He looked at me and asked, very honestly: “You knew I was going to take it out, didn’t you?” Jamarrion now believes that I am omniscient.
& finally, a belated bit of holiday magic, from our last day of school in December: